NAUGHTY VAMPIRES
   We here at NB realized before, during, & after a late night viewing of "Bordello of Blood" that itis, well, a really bad movie. (FYI any movie with one of the corey's in it, be it Feldman or Haim...sucks.) Yet we watched & watched...& wondered why. Then, the universal truth came to us:
Naughties with fangs are extra hot.
   With this revelation we decided to see what the rest of the world (the rest of the world being our favorite naughties of course) would look like if they starred in a parody of a bad vamp movie... and what we found out was very good.